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Post your favorite Stargate quotes.

I'm in the process of watching Atlantis, so it's still kinda fresh in my head... I laughed so hard.

"It may as well say bing tiddle tiddle dong." -Rodney McKay

And of course, we can't forget Jack...

"Magnets. Really big magnets." -O'Neill

I love quoting quotes! LOL

SG1
Col. O'Neill: I'm taking this loop off.
[Col. O'Neill starts squirting mustard and ketchup onto an empty plate.]
Col. O'Neill: I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it.
[Teal'c raises an eyebrow.]
Col. O'Neill: Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. [from this point on, he becomes increasingly agitated] Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal... [by now, O'Neill is ranting. He holds up his plate, which now has a crazed mustard-and-ketchup smiley face on it] WACKO!!!

This next one is near and dear to me since at work we're on our EIGHTH!!! "go-live" date to migrate to a new software application! [2 yrs in the making!]

Col. O'Neill: You know what they say, General. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try again.

SGA
Dr. Rodney McKay: You have no idea which way to go, do you?
Maj. John Sheppard: Just trying to get my bearings.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Translation: "I'm lost. "

Maj. John Sheppard: Two arms, ten fingers... I'll check the rest later.

Another one..!

Rodney: "My father read me Mobi dick when I was 7. Do you have any idea how long I had nightmares about being eaten by a whale?"
Ronen: "They havent' stopped have they?"
Rodney: "No."

O'Neill: I'm not getting all my memoes.

Good quotes! This one always makes me LOL

Rodney They should have used a Mac

this is from "upgrades":

O'NEILL: Let's see......... how 'bought three of your biggest juiciest steaks you got, french fries and a large Coke?
WAITRESS: Okay[begins to turn]
DANIEL: I'll have the same.
CARTER: Me too, with a diet soda.
[O'Neill and Daniel look at her quizzically]
CARTER: What I like the taste better.
[she shrugs]